Dear Breakfast,
So, after the first time, in a long time, we have already parted ways. I thought for sure that I would make it at least to the end of the week. I thought that I was even clever to mix the Apple Cinnamon with the Cinnamon Sugar to double the sweetness of our first meeting. To boot, it shouldn't even be hard to commit; you were instant for goodness sakes! Alas, though trying to make it easier, I have failed in the instant gratification of my hunger, and have received dirty looks from the Quaker in my pantry for no good reason. My classroom colleagues will just have to deal with the rumbling sounds that will only resonate when the classroom is drop of a pin quiet. Apparently, this is the penance that I must pay for treating this merely as a fling. Though, the Burger King was more than happy to see me this afternoon. So, despite your means of making me feel bad, you've been replaced if but only temporarily. I know I will regret it later.